Yeah, yeah, we are all very innocent about asking ourselves whether we really love this oddball and all that crap. But all we ever do was to refer to the other people's way of saying they were, but the thing is...how can they be so sure?!

Ah, pity, pity. I, on the other hand, am very sure about this. See here, I am about to enlighten you the REAL symptoms of falling in love.

1. Your head floats in clouds when you see them.

No. Your head swims in swamps. Yes, swamps. Why? Then tell me, why else would you feel sick?! What could the clouds possibly do to you tuh make you sick!? Nuthin'! They are just air, right?! Meanwhile, swamps are very much infected, full of ugly snapping turtles and crocodiles and mosquitoes fly around almost every inch of it. That's every reason that you are feeling sick when you see him!

2. Butterflies eat your stomach.

No, no, no! Butterflies? Have you forgotten? They feed on stupid nectars, and could you tell me how they manage to eat your stomach? I don't think they have any teeth! Do they!? ((oh, sheepish)) But, hear, hear...SERPENTS! Yea, you heard me right! Serpents have everything in requirement of eating your stomach. Sure, maybe you don't feel like your tummy's already vanishing, because it only happens when you feel in love! Serpents eat your stomach! How about that!

3. You feel hot all over when you're around him.

Dud, just one explanation, just one...You've got a fever.

4.You can't look at him in the eye.

It's not that you feel embarrassed, honey, it's not that. It's not that you feel ugly around him, and neither is it about doing something stupid, too. It's all about the appearance. Whether you do not have the heart to tell him that he really looks like an oddball, or maybe, you think he just looks like that and you cannot admit it yourself. Ah, tha's it. Because he's not really the type of guy you go falling for so you tend not to look at him to make it deeper. Yesh, yesh.

5. You think about him a lot more often.

It's not about him that you're thinking about, it's about you! Whether you think it is the right thing to do to go falling for an oddball, or not! You think about him just for the sake of having recaps and rewind buttons to see! But no, the main thing is that it is not him that you are thinking about, it is about you! Does an oddball like him ever will deserve you till eternity?! You, the hottest chick on the block!? Ah, there, questions, questions...

There are a lot more symptoms that are often misunderstood, and since I only suffered a few of them, I am not able to put all of the symptoms down. If you want your questions answered, comment me or call, 1-800-WESHOULDNOTFALLINLOVEWITHANODDBALL. I will be waiting for your call!