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Emotions and Recollections Going Haywire

9/29/2007 - Kyle Patrick

It's because of this evil, young man that watching "Jenny" has become the world's daily ritual. I mean, look at him. Every trace of his face defines and magnifies his hidden evil side, and it also lures unsuspecting teenage girls from all over the world. Together with his again evil voice, he slowly gathers up power that will then be political, conquering the population of the world! Alas, this young man is very mistaken, though, because I assure you, I have not been lured, fooled or anything in between. I am a KYLE-PATRICK-FREE teenaged girl! I don't watch Jenny!

Oh nooooo, I am not victimized by his loveable big, crooked nose, his magnetizing large and beautiful eyes, his perfectly thick eyebrows, his luscious red lips, his deep and inviting voice, his enchantingly sweet smile, his ruddy-framed hair, and his gorgeous, tall build. NO! You cannot catch me sneaking up and watching their Jenny music video or watching his fan-made montage, or...or staring at his pictures or writing an entry on my blog named after him everytime I get the chance to use the computer! You see? I'm not just any ordinary fan girl, I'm not even his fan girl! I do not even dare thinking that even if it's a measly "Happy Birthday" song that he's singing could melt me! No! Pathetic! I don't declare Kyle Patrick, 21, Click Five's new vocalist, as my new Dan Rad! I mean, I will never be caught dead watching the show, "The Band Behind the Band", a show where Kyle was shown having a hard time dealing to be the "new guy"! Never shall you think that I ever symphatized him because he had a hard time adjusting! I mean, please, he's definitely NOT INSANELY GORGEOUS. Just look at him! He's not nearly attractive, compared to what hypnotized girls claim. This Kyle Patrick petty fandom world, I worry about! Open your eyes, people! Kyle Patrick? He's a sell-out! Forget about him! Open your eyes people, this is world domination, and Kyle Patrick's behind it! BEWARE! Be vigilant! Be cautious of the evil human in the form of the new Click Five vocalist, Kyle Patrick! Avoid him at all costs! Someday you will thank me for this, but for now, I do understand resistance.

*please do excuse my lack of parallelism while typing this entry, when it comes to writing about Kyle, everything just goes wrong. You see? Kyle's bad news. Ignore him! Ignore him, ladies!*

FOR HE IS MINE AND MINE ALONE!

*talk about issues*

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10/1/2007 - Hey..=D

Posted by Czindii

Thank you for your concern..
Really.

It's just that why do you REALLY hate him?? he's not that bad. You could at least give him a chance.

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10/10/2007 - hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by rochelle

why are u saying such things about kyle patrick?..he is nice..i mean..did he do anything awful for you to hate him like that?..i'm a big fan of kyle..i think..u should be careful of the things u are saying girl..maybe you are just insecure..kyle has a nice voice..he is gorgeous..a very good looking guy..if u hve something against him..better keep it to urself..i am not trying to pick a foght with you..it's just that..i'm upset of what i've read..

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10/10/2007 - click five on "world domination"

Posted by bulletproofloneliness

if you hate kyle patrick and click five then hate them yourself...you dont get to tell "fan girls" what they want to do for their idols...i'm not a fan girl of kyle patrick or click five but i dont despise them as much as you do...if you think that they don't deserve anything that they have right now then it's your opinion...but hating him so much to the extent of making a blog just for him makes you sound like more of the fan girl you're referring to, only that you're the fan girl who goes bitter because of too much girls like you are now running after the guy you "like"...and whatever you would do or say click five and especially kyle patrick will still be famous anyway...and critisms from people like you makes him more than just a pretty face...it means that he's important right now that you can't stop thinking of him and blogging about it...thanks for making the noise for the world to hear about kyle patrick and click five...
*pathetic* -_-

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10/10/2007 - waaaahhhhhhhh...

Posted by rochelle

i love kyle patrick..he is mine..mine..mine..though you hate him won't make me change my mind..i really like him..it doesn't matter whether he has an evil side..all of us have an evil side..do't u know that?..u are not a human being if u don't have one..

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10/10/2007 - Hmm..

Posted by Czindii

yes. I agree! Hihi! He's talented, cute, a hair to die for!

And..that voice makes him one-of-a-kind!

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10/10/2007 - he's for everyone you know...

Posted by bulletproofloneliness

i love your style of sarcastic type of blogging..."FOR HE IS MINE AND MINE ALONE"...
*talk about "hating" him* ;D

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10/10/2007 - eat your heart out!!!

Posted by jenny

hahaha...he's yours??..well he's mine too...and so does every girl that would die for him...

hahaha...they'll be having a concert here in our country and my friends and i will have the chance to see them in person...wish you'll be there to see me lick him good...mmmmm... XD

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10/10/2007 - oh yeah

Posted by freakynerd

yeah i know..i'll be there too..i'll follow him wherever he goes..i'll bring my friend jenny too.. =) i am dying juz to see him..oh men..

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10/13/2007 - kyle patrick

Posted by erica princess

wahahaha!!!!!!!! i just hugged kyle last night:)) no jowk!!!!!! im serious...they went on a mall tour and i got to hug him at the autographing signing table...<3

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10/13/2007 - okay, hi

Posted by frigginbored

OKAY PEOPLE, i don't know what's going on, but if you read my entry thoroughly, then you would've understood..i mean, look at it. i used a sarcastic style while writing my own blog, okay? I WAS BEING SARCASTIC, IRONIC, YOU NAME IT. i love kyle patrick as much as you all do. before you say anything else or retort or swear or curse me, will you PLEASE THINK BEFORE YOU DO? READ BETWEEN THE LINES, PEOPLE..

and thanks for all those who did! haha... writing that entry was a laugh, one of my favorites yet.^^ yep, I AM SO NOT A FAN GIRL OF THE UBER GORGEOUS, TO DIE FOR, SEXY, HOTTIE KYLE PATRICK. i mean, really.xDDDDD

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10/18/2007 - Hey,

Posted by JAE

Wayyy nice post girl!! Hahha. I love it. I thought you were mad at Kyle, but when I saw those red big fonts I laughed. hahaha. Nice one. XD

THose who reacted negatively, why don't you read the entire post so that you'll understand? Hahaha. Such a lazy readers. XD

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11/15/2007 - kyle patrick

Posted by mira

i want to be JENNY!

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11/23/2007 - why do you hate him so much??

Posted by athira

u got to be kidding me,he's like the hottest guy EVA!!btw his voice is like WOW.Why dont you take a good look at his picture.he's not that bad after all.

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1/18/2008 - kyle patrick

Posted by mary jane

haha!! nice one girl!! =)

i agree, lots of girls are really fallin' for him.. including me.. haha!! =)

kyle patrick dickherber you rock my world!!

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4/22/2008 - oh men!

Posted by lysher

try re-reading the entry people. most of you got the wrong message. knock knock!

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