SCREAM! OPEN YOUR EYES TO REALITY! EAT EVERYTHING WHILE YOU LAST! WALK! SHOWER! READ! POOP! PEE! EVERYTHING! DO EVERYTHING, AND I ORDER YOU TO!

IT IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD! LISTEN TO ME!

there is this "love" epidemia floating in mid-air, affecting those who are aimlessly walking down every little path...they have divided into more powerful troops to kill people! and using our weaknesses! GAK!

WHAT? you're scared!? i am scared, too! let us all be scared!!!! NYA!

almost zillions of people breathing in this world...fine, include the dead ones who want to  love each other for forever ((isn't it a bit tiring, perhaps?)) are now in a bad state of behavior! yash, yash! be afraid~! here are some symptoms of this epidemia lurking around...and if found that you are positively affected, immediately stash a knife and slash it to your own choice, (head, neck, chest, foot)) just as anywhere where you can kill yourself...so that you may not suffer in pain and die afterwards, but at least, you died...fast enough to even register to your brain that you have been stabbed, ne?

*you think that the other victim, or any normal, unaffected person who is inches away from a normal monster is getting cuter every century that passes by.

*you constantly think about unpleasant things, such as him with you...((you know, that you have been manipulated))

*you want to always follow him around everywhere he tends to lose you.

*with every yoctosecond that passes by, you always tend to look at him.

*you are having stupid dreams and hopes that you two will be together.

*whenever you think of him, you would be in a trance, then wake up surrounded by humans snapping their crappy fingers at you.

*you feel that you NEED to be with him for like, forever perhaps...

*you start thinking about wedding dresses...((ah, poor people))

*you waste you eye water((these are tears, dum-dum)) crying for the idiot.

*you are willing to do almost anything for him((my gosh, what voodoo is that?))

*you want to kill anyone of the same sex as you nearing him.((your case is already severe, trust me))

*you...are...in...love...with him...((RUSH HER TO THE HOSPITAL, FOR PETE'S SAKE!))

+AND SO...REST IN PEACE.

so, those are some helpful ways to determine if you have been already infected with the lethal disease. i'll be busy making vaccines out of the virus that causes it...

it is the heart!?

makes sense.

anyway...BEWARE...BE VERY AWARE.

*chokes, suddenly*

ARRRRRR!!!! rush me to the emergency room!!!! HURRY UP, NINCOMPOOPS!

i am in...love?