The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and
central component of the heart.  This is due to a malfunction in the
original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the
reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.  This defect has
been technically termed, "Subsequent Internal Non-morality, " or more
commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some other symptoms:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish, or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is
providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct
this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered
to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is
no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.  Once connected,
please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.  Next,
download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart
component.  No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace
it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self-control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers Instructions
Before Leaving Earth), for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids
any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too
numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently
impounded.
For free emergency service, call on JESUS.

DANGER:  The human being units not responding to this recall action will
have to be scrapped in the furnace.  The SIN defect will not be permitted to
enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your immediate attention.
GOD
Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall
notice!!!

Courtesy of Sister Lisa Young

Let us journey on...