I love family gatherings. The little brats running around, yummy food, best wine and after 10pm, it's my made up sexual escapades to my married cousins. Apparently, i am a party whore who jumps from one bed to another. They envied my single life and independance yet the unspoken This is an ad revenue sharing blog. truth was, i am with a woman and i spend most of the night at my bestfrieds's place. My cousin's husband throw a picture of an ugly old fart  who happens to be a millionaire and said that he saw my picture and likes to get to know me. I threw his picture on the table and started doing the chicken dance while laughing as though Mr Bean just did something stupid. Suddenly, i am the public enemy. That stare with wide mouths, i swear, a frog can actually jump in there without any problems!! "Cool it, happy people. I am not the marrying kind". "Well, we think it's time you bring home someone for us to meet" "Ah, nope.. I'm happy being the life of the party. Why spoil it" Whew!! That line saved me. Everyone started bursting into laughter and one actually said "You're too young anyway. Have fun and don't end up marrying like me" Everything went back to normal as i predicted. It will take my family a million years to accept my girlfriend. Since i can't have the best of both worlds, doesn't mean i can't juggle them.