Bow Down to the Hippie Queen

Finally I update.

I SURVIVED!

YAY! I survived my first week of school. With some funny shit during...

*French: We had to label all of these islands that speak French (such a dumb activity) and apparently there is one called Gabon, pronounced in the appropriate French manner (Gah'bohne or something). Anyway this kid in my class couldnt pronounce it right, and so he's like, "Gay...bon." And--get ready--the kid next to him is like, "WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!" LOL

*Drama: My teacher has this Open-Forum dealiemabob that is pretty fun...basically you hold an open discussion about w/e you want. My teacher asked us if there was anything about school this year that we didn't like. I put my hand up and said, "I hate how they extended study hall to 2 hours after school!" My teacher stared. "You dont need to stay for the whole time, do you?" "Yeah, I do!" "Ouch."

And now for the DRAMA part of the day...

"I know! Every day, Monday through Friday, I'm left to ROT in study hall unless I have an extracurricular activity! It's not my fault they don't start until September! It's just not fair!" And suddenly...people are clapping. My teacher is clapping and he says, "Very good, Zoe!" And it hits me that these people think I'm acting. I just quietly sat back down.

~Zoe~

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

In an avant-garde mood today, are we?

...I was so bored...

So I made this video (It's only 4 seconds long but it's kind of cool, Windows Media Player needed, or somethign else capable of reading WMV files...)

And another one in negatives is coming...

HOLY SHIT!

I must be on drugs...

...you'll think so too if you go here... what a psycho illusion...but it's one of the better ones out there...seriously, look at it, it rocks.

The Pirate song

Hey all. I got back from my lesson...totally fabu.

Sarah loves the Beatles as well so there was no conflict as to what to sing.

But LOOK AT THIS VIDEO!!!

its of George Harrison singing "The Pirate Song". It is extremely retarded. And yes it really is George not Eric Idle--I read the credits

Voice lessons

Praise God

I finally got my EMachine...yay...

Internet=nonfunctional. Gyah. Will get it on Monday or Tuesday.

One of my MySpace friends is stalking me...uh help?

And has anyone noticed that the Patriot Act was created out of sheer paranoia? Only in America, people...only here...by George. Speaking of that go to YouTube.com and do a search for Beatles Cartoons, they are juvey but funny! The one with "If I Fell" was the best.

And my YouTube is Bohemianrent99.

And my MySpace is myspace.com/hippiezoe.

I wonder why no one likees the name HippieZoe but me.

...No words...

Oy vey.

Lies

I am disgusted. Disgusted with the government. And no this isn't deranged hippie ramblings. I am disgusted because I just realized the extent of the lies, the lies, the lies we've all been told...and swallowed!!! Ecuse me I think I'll move to Ireland now. Or are they JUST AS BAD??? I just don't know, for the love of Mary! I am purely disgusted, and I think I need to shower now. What is she talking about, you may think to yourselves. Well, to spare the job of a friend I can't tell you what caused my epiphany, but more examples are "The Patriot Act" which is just about as UNpatriotic and UNconsttutional as you can fucking GET. And It's been using me. I have lots of foreign penpals but whenever I send an email to a country we fought in a war (Japan, Germany, etc) it is really slow going through. It is caught by MailerDaemon.And my dear Republican friend, who will remain nameless, is all, "Well if you have got nothing to hide you shouldn't be worried.". But that's not the goddam POINT! The point is we are being stripped of our rights, one by one, until we are the very thing we were fighting in the past few wars: communism. Not that Communists are bad, it's just so hypocritical of us. Dammitdammitdammit!

Excuse me I need to shower now. These filthy thoughts are killing me.

~Zoe

My first blog...yaaayy....

Well. My name is Zoe and I live in Arizona. I'm a superhippie. Yay. Anyhoo, I am v. v. V pissed right now. I was SUPPOSED to get a brand-fucking-new eMachines computer in the mail today, but NOOO. I swear to you Arizona has the SLOWEST postal service.

And if I can screw up $100 by November I can see none other than the Rolling Stones in concert!!!!!! YESS! Only problem is that I am missing a toenail...don't even ASK.

Wouldn't it be fun to poke Mick Jagger with a stick? I think I'll try that at the concert. Wish me luck.

~Zoe~