another day yg ala2 buring tatau nak wat hapa nih. belayo2 merata2, jumpa menatang alah nih dr blog seorang manusia bernama payid. sapa payid tuh? ontah, haku pon tatau, muahahhaha. the truth is i've been blog-hopping as usual kot2 dah kebosanan melanda diri kan

the Oxford's dictionary latest definitions

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Divorce : Future tense of marriage. <-- nauzubillah

Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other <-- muahahahah, terasa tak?

Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either <-- errr, tah, no komen, psssstt kat budak itu - ko kena share teknik2 kasik training ko kat lecturer2 yg mengamalkan kaedah lecture cenggini

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.<-- apsal ek? blur ker sumer yg g conference nih? mesti g conference tak best nih

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. <-- muahahha, yer kot

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. <-- no komen lagik (read: topik tak best nak kasik komen)

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. <-- not applicable to me

Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. <-- errr, tah, tatau, firstly i'm not a man, and secondly, i'm not married either

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. <-- muahahha, that's true

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power <--  len macam jer bunyik water2 nih, muehehhe

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work. <-- no komen lagik (read: topik tak best nak kasik komen)

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.. <-- no komen lagik (read: topik tak best nak kasik komen)

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight. <-- yups, senyum2 ler selalu yer kot manyak mender menyimpul2 tuh

Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. <-- muahahahhahah (gelak jerla, pasal aku terasa nak gelak)

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes. <-- kot women making mistakes camno laks?

Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions. <-- sad but true (metallica? huh?)

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. <-- no komen lagik (read: topik tak best nak kasik komen)

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. <-- muahahha, best2

Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river. <-- cover line ker ekk?

Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet." <-- bukan optimist dah nih, gilosh namanya

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. <-- heh

Father : A banker provided by nature. <-- aiyarkkk, cam explain ayah aku ajer, muahahhahah (thanx Allah for a dad like him)

Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught. <-- aiks, aku pon criminal upanya

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. <-- iwan kata: "amiray la nih", muahahhahhaha

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. <-- no komen lagik (read: topik tak best nak kasik komen)

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. <-- bebelit lidah aku nak nyebutnya, uhuhuhu

wokay tuan2 dan puan2 sekalian, sebab lama sangat si once tuh dok nyanyi2, jeles tau aku, tambah ramai lak yg memuja once aku nanti, muehehhe. so, kita featurekan new song ari ini daripada filem alexandria (yup, another indonesian movie). sorry ler, tak ketemu lak link dia

lirik pon aku type2 sendiri, suara ariel nih sengau ah, diction pon tak baper clear. kot dapat ngan roslan aziz sah2 kena bambu, muahahha, so, kot aku type lirik nih salah, or ada some part tak make sense, maka pepaham la ek

Peter Pan - Tak Bisakah (ost Alexandria)

hatiku bimbang namun tetap pikirkanmu
selalu selalu dalam hatiku
kumohon kasih jauh abad pun itu
selalu kau di dalam hatiku

aaaaaaaaaaaaa

kuberjalan berjalan memutar waktu
berharap temukan sisa hatimu
mengertilah ku ingin engkau begitu
mengerti kau di dalam hatiku

tak bisakah kau menungguku
hingga nanti tetap menunggu
tak bisakah kau menuntunku
menemani dalam hidupku

kuberjalan berjalan memutar waktu
berharap temukan sisa hatimu
mengertilah ku ingin engkau begitu
mengerti kau di dalam hatiku

aaaaaa kau menjadi rinduku
ke mana kau tau isi hatiku
tunggu sejenak aku disitu
jalanku jalan menemukanmu

tak bisakah kau menungguku
hingga nanti tetap menunggu
tak bisakah kau menuntunku
menemani dalam hidupku

tak bisakah kau menungguku
hingga nanti tetap menunggu
tak bisakah kau menuntunku
menemani dalam hidupku

tak bisakah kau menungguku
hingga nanti tetap menunggu
tak bisakah kau menuntunku
menemani dalam hidupku

p/s: untuk budak itu: this song is also 4 u, tp tak send ler ke email yerr, ada free2 aku kena bambu ngan orang yang "anti" peter pan nih, muahahhahaha, eleh, sama jer ko cam aku pun