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5/12/2010 - Isaish Mustafa presents Obama image suggestions on how to attract voters (especially females)
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The GOP candidates for president are trading barbs at debates designed to establish who will represent the party in the approaching Presidential election, but there’s one particular dark horse candidate that you may want to take into account. He has much better name recognition than any other candidatecontender who may make his way onto the ballot, and he looks fantastic in a fine suit. You know him as the promoter of Old Spice coupons, but who knows - someday, you may possibly know him as the POTUS.

That is right, men and women - I’m talking about Isaiah Mustafa, the “Old Spice Guy” who created his fame putting on a white towel and yelling non-sequitirs. It may well appear like a suggestion out of left field: how could a guy who can make a living hawking men’s grooming items ascend to the greatest political office in the nation? But if you consider about some of the other men who have come to political energy by non-standard routes, it does not seem so preposterous.

Take into account the story of one small-town American boy who started his profession advertising and marketing a popular ready-to-eat breakfast cereal and ultimately grew to become President of the United States. Don’t know who I’m conversing about? Ronald Reagan, of course! Most individuals know that Reagan was a well-liked Hollywood actor before he began Washington politics, but handful of men and women know that his very first gig was as a radio announcer in the midwest. 1 of Reagan’s specific duties at that work was reading ads for Wheaties cereal. At that time Wheaties sponsored nationwide radio broadcasts of baseball games, and the cereal organization was so impressed with Reagan’s performance that they offered him a nationwide contract - which Reagan segued into a productive acting career - and as we now know, that led to a legendary political career.

So a person who is competent in winning the affection of girls and the admiration of dudes, even when his task is as basic as selling Old Spice coupons, has some of the expertise that could make him an efficient and common political figure. President Isaiah Mustafa has a good ring to it.

Former Clinton Administration political analyist George Stephanopoulos definitely sees Isaiah’s political likely. He sent a query for Isaiah to the Old Spice promoting folks that went some thing like this: What should President Obama, nowdropping in the polls, do to reconnect with voters, especially females, who've been unfollowing him in droves in modern months?

Isaiah’s suggestion was fairly basic. He stated that the president ought to, from this day forward, adjust up his wardrobe a bit. Significantly less shirt, far more towel to be precise. Isaiah also recommended that Obama drop the “My fellow People,” bit that he usually uses to start speeches and exchange it with one of Mustafa’s very own catch phrases - “Haaloooooo, ladies!” The kicker of the new technique is the presidential ab position,

Mustafa's advice: Henceforth go shirtless -- in a towel. Stop starting up the State of the Union with the uninteresting "My fellow Americans," Choose Mustafa's trademark "Haalllooo, ladies!" Then, at the end, go with the massive presidential ab point. Sounds like savvy political pondering to me - but time will tell if the voters concur.

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