11/16/2009 - Bill Engvall: Creepy Old Man Status Achieved At 50
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I love being fifty. Fifty is a very cool age. But it does come with some responsibilities. Like fifty-year-old guys can't go out with really young girls anymore. Up to fifty, you can. But once you hit fifty, you become that creepy old guy. And we've all done it. You see some old guy with some young girl, you don't sit there and go 'Aw, that is so sweet'. This is what everybody in this room says: 'Money or drugs, that's all I'm saying. Money or drugs'.

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