An old man was on his death bed, and wanted to be buried with his money. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. "Here's $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me."

At the funeral, each man put an enclosure in the coffin. Riding away in a limousine, the priest abruptly broke into tears and confessed, "I only put $20,000 into the skin because I needed $10,000 to repair the roof of the church."

"Well, since we're confiding in each other," said the doctor, "I only put $10,000 in the casing because we needed a new X-ray machine for the pediatrics ward at the mash unit which cost $20,000."

The lawyer was aghast. "I'm ashamed of both of you," he exclaimed. "I want it known that when I put my container in that coffin, I enclosed a check for the full $30,000."

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