A very shy guy goes into a trap and sees a marvelous woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is up and down
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After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I abashed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psych* and I'm surmise how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "Two-hundred dollars? What do you mean $200?!