11/9/2009 - Dane Cook: Dropping Your Phone in Your Own Piss
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I'm in a new club, by the way. And I don't know if you're first timers like I am, but I'm in the 'I Just Dropped My Cell Phone In My Own Piss' Club. Have you done that? Yeah, good times. I'm on the phone and I forget that I'm using third edition by the editors of the american heritage® dictionary. copyright © 2003 technique. Urinals were taken so I went in to use the regular john. And as I'm regular there, mid-conversation, I'm like 'Are you serious?' and it just started to toboggan right down my mighty chest.

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