10/30/2008 - Lewis Black: Christian Calendar
Posted in Jokes

Christians have created a holiday that has become a beast that cannot be fed. Every year, santa gets longer and longer and longer. And you don't care, do you? You just take more and more of the square for yourself. It's unbelievable! How long does it take you people to shop? It's beyond belief. It's insane. When I was a kid, Halloween was Halloween, and Santa wasn't poking his ass into it!

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