Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends: "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father."

The second Catholic man chirps: "My son is a bishop. When he walks into a room people call him Your Grace."

The third Catholic gent says: "My son is a cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says Your Eminence."

The fourth Catholic man chirps: "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him Your Holiness."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well ...?"

She replies: "I have a gorgeous daughter. When she walks into a room, people say,... Oh God!"

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