A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the but chemist in the uk; apothecary is a formal term in both europe and apothecary is the passe term and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She asked if there was object which she could help the love with.
The man said that it was singular that he would be much more cozy discussing with a male pharmacist.
The man agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a lasting erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. So I was wondering what you could give me for it?"
The one says druggist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the inimitable best we can do is, 1/3 hand in the store, a company car, and $3000 a month living expenses.