3/20/2008 - A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...
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A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eyepatch went to apply to be a pirate.


Interviewer: How did you get that pegleg?


Pirate: Arrr. I got me leg shot off during the first world war.


Interviewer: How did you get that hook?


Pirate: I got me hand cut off by a big knife.


Interviewer: What about your eyepatch?


Pirate: It was a rainy synonyms:  cocktail hour and I looked up into the sky and a bird crapped in me eye.


Interviewer: And that put your eye out?


Pirate: No, it was the day after I got me hook.

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