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8/31/2008: A man, down on his luck, went into a church which catered to the "uppity". ...
8/31/2008: Elton John wasn't the only one who composed a song for Diana: ...
8/31/2008: One day, ...
8/30/2008: There are four kinds of sex: ...
8/30/2008: What not to say to the nice policeman: ...
8/30/2008: A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. ...
8/30/2008: Larry gets home late one night and his wife, ...
8/29/2008: Howard Dean's wife held a press conference today where she announced that until ...
8/29/2008: One sperm says to the other: "How far is it to the ovaries?" ...
8/29/2008: An attractive lady from Seattle was driving through a remote part of Texas when ...
8/28/2008: Mom took Little Johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis. ...
8/28/2008: In Heaven: ...
8/28/2008: Nina and Rosie were always trying to get the other's goat and today they were ...
8/28/2008: After a meeting with the Pope, ...
8/27/2008: A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic. ...
8/27/2008: Don't LOOK at anything in a physics lab. ...
8/27/2008: A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. ...
8/26/2008: The man tells his doctor that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him for ...
8/26/2008: A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. ...
8/26/2008: On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next ...
8/25/2008: The tensions of life were threatening to get a strangle hold on Bill, ...
8/25/2008: Bill Gates met God, and God said, "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this one. ...
8/25/2008: An elderly couple go to their doctor for a checkup. ...
8/25/2008: Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...
8/25/2008: A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. ...
8/24/2008: The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), ...
8/24/2008: If a man is alone in the forest, ...
8/24/2008: In Computer Heaven: ...
8/24/2008: A worker was called on the carpet by his supervisor for talking back to his ...
8/23/2008: A house, ...
8/23/2008: How do you confuse a blonde? ...
8/23/2008: A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short ...
8/22/2008: A man and a woman, ...
8/22/2008: Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. ...
8/22/2008: A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. ...
8/22/2008: An old man took his dog to the vet after getting several complaints from the ...
8/21/2008: A little boy and girl are in a bathtub, ...
8/21/2008: Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. ...
8/20/2008: Why are married women heavier than single women? ...
8/20/2008: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? ...
8/19/2008: Did you hear about the terrorists who took a courthouse full of lawyers hostage?
8/19/2008: What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA? ...
8/17/2008: A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. ...
8/17/2008: A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. ...
8/17/2008: A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. ...
8/16/2008: Chuck Norris doesn't check his closet for the boogeyman. ...
8/16/2008: Dead Sitcoms
8/16/2008: How many men does it take to open a beer? ...
8/15/2008: What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common? ...
8/15/2008: Seven Words
8/15/2008: The psychology teacher had just finished a lecture on mental health and had ...
8/15/2008: Why is a man like a snowstorm? ...
8/14/2008: A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. ...
8/14/2008: Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, ...
8/14/2008: "A philosopher, ...
8/12/2008: Rab addressed the ball and took a magnificent swing but somehow, ...
8/12/2008: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? ...
8/11/2008: One day an out of work mime was visiting the zoo, ...
8/11/2008: A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. ...
8/11/2008: After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. ...
8/10/2008: What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline? ...
8/10/2008: Little Susie was watching her father, a pastor, write a sermon. ...
8/10/2008: Two Kentuckians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, ...
8/9/2008: One day at the rest home, an old man and woman are talking. ...
8/9/2008: Where is the first baseball game in the Bible? ...
8/9/2008: A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into a store. ...
8/9/2008: Tech Support: "Do you have any windows open right now?" ...
8/7/2008: After a few days, ...
8/7/2008: A blonde girl comes rushing home to her mum and says: ...
8/7/2008: A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, ...
8/6/2008: A pilot is flying a small, ...
8/6/2008: A dog walks into this bar, ...
8/6/2008: As a crowded airliner is about to take off, ...
8/5/2008: 10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first date. ...
8/5/2008: Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives. ...
8/5/2008: A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work for a construction crew. ...
8/5/2008: A lonely frog, ...
8/5/2008: At Heathrow Airport in England. ...
8/4/2008: A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. ...
8/4/2008: There is a little boy and a little girl in the woods. ...
8/4/2008: A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. ...
8/3/2008: A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when ...
8/3/2008: There was this magician who had a job on a cruise liner, ...
8/3/2008: Dodi and Diana wanted a wedding made in heaven ... ...
8/3/2008: A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' ...
8/2/2008: Johnny asks grandpa: "Do you still have sex with granny?" ...
8/1/2008: What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and O. J. Simpson? ...

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