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3/31/2012: A couple whose marriage was going on the rocks sought the advice of a marriage ...3/30/2012: What not to say to the nice policeman: ...
3/30/2012: As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year- ...
3/30/2012: A man goes to a dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing ...
3/29/2012: Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?
3/29/2012: Three young women in there thirties are on a road trip and are tearing down the ...
3/29/2012: After drafting a will for an elderly client, the lawyer announced a fee of $100. ...
3/29/2012: After drafting a will for an elderly client, the lawyer announced a fee of $100. ...
3/28/2012: A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, ...
3/28/2012: A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?
3/28/2012: A couple buys this cute little dog. They take him home and two days later the ...
3/28/2012: A couple buys this cute little dog. They take him home and two days later the ...
3/28/2012: "Cash, check or charge?
3/27/2012: Jake was dying. His wife Becky was by his bedside. ...
3/27/2012: A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad ...
3/27/2012: An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling a sleep, but ...
3/26/2012: If parallel lines meet at infinity - infinity must be a very noisy place with ...
3/26/2012: A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each ...
3/26/2012: A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each ...
3/25/2012: Two guys went to a gas station that was holding a contest: a chance to win free ...
3/25/2012: The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, "Have you been fooling ...
3/25/2012: A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three ...
3/25/2012: A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three ...
3/25/2012: A cowboy walked into a barbershop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll ...
3/25/2012: Patty loves to drink at the local bar, but his wife disapproves of this. One ...
3/24/2012: A worker was called on the carpet by his supervisor for talking back to his ...
3/24/2012: A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a ...
3/24/2012: A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a ...
3/23/2012: George had responded to a call from his lawyer, insisting that they meet at once. ...
3/23/2012: Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. ...
3/23/2012: Golf rules for beginners: ...
3/23/2012: Golf rules for beginners: ...
3/22/2012: A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of ...
3/22/2012: A man went into a lawyer's office, and demanded to see the lawyer. He was ...
3/22/2012: A man went into a lawyer's office, and demanded to see the lawyer. He was ...
3/22/2012: An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one night, he ...
3/21/2012: After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. He decided to ...
3/21/2012: After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. He decided to ...
3/20/2012: A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was ...
3/20/2012: Two bone weary public servants were working their little hearts and souls out. ...
3/20/2012: A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short ...
3/20/2012: A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short ...
3/20/2012: A man goes to a dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing ...
3/20/2012: A man goes to a dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing ...
3/20/2012: Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer works. ...
3/19/2012: A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ...
3/19/2012: Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet ...
3/19/2012: Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet ...
3/18/2012: One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going ...
3/18/2012: John hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of my life, between ...
3/18/2012: A man went into a lawyer's office, and demanded to see the lawyer. He was ...
3/17/2012: Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her ...
3/17/2012: Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her ...
3/17/2012: 7 dwarves went to meet the pope. "Go on Dopey, ask" chanted the other 6. "Ok" ...
3/16/2012: An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier ...
3/16/2012: Little Johnny came home from school to see the family's pet rooster dead in the ...
3/16/2012: Little Johnny came home from school to see the family's pet rooster dead in the ...
3/16/2012: Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building ...
3/16/2012: Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building ...
3/16/2012: A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. ...
3/15/2012: Two blondes were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. It ...
3/15/2012: A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of ...
3/15/2012: Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is ...
3/14/2012: A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he ...
3/14/2012: A man goes to a dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing ...
3/14/2012: A bloke walks into a bar and orders 10 double whiskys and downs them in one. ...
3/13/2012: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
3/13/2012: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
3/13/2012: So there's this guy who meets a girl in a bar. They talk most of the night and ...
3/13/2012: One little girl takes a shower with her nan, points down and asked: "What's ...
3/12/2012: The Perfect Breakfast As a Man Sees It ...
3/12/2012: A man walked into a Florida bar with his alligator and asked the bartender: ...
3/5/2012: A life long supporter of the labour party was lying on his death bed when he ...
3/5/2012: A lady who was known as Churchill's main rival in parliament was giving a speech. ...
3/5/2012: A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man ...
3/5/2012: A man complained to his friend, "My elbow hurts. I better go to the doctor. ...
3/4/2012: A girlfriend asked: "If my left leg was breakfast and my right leg was lunch ...
3/4/2012: A girlfriend asked: "If my left leg was breakfast and my right leg was lunch ...
3/4/2012: A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say, ...
3/4/2012: A lady goes into a grocery store to buy some tampon. As fate would have it she ...
3/3/2012: Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. ...
3/3/2012: George had responded to a call from his lawyer, insisting that they meet at once. ...
3/3/2012: George had responded to a call from his lawyer, insisting that they meet at once. ...
3/3/2012: Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone ...
3/2/2012: A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' ...
3/2/2012: There was a fly looking at some food in a river. The fly thought, "If I go down, ...
3/2/2012: It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people ...
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