7/27/2006
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Guys advice for women
MEN'S ADVICE FOR WOMEN Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.' Don't feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your little stories are related to one another: We're just nodding, waiting for the punchline. When the waiter asks if everything's okay, a simple 'Yes' will do. When I'm turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off-ramp, saying "This is our exit" is not strictly necessary. The temperature in the cave will be my responsibility. It will be slightly to moderately cooler than you want it. Is it too much to ask to have the bra match the underwear? If we see you in the morning and at night, why call us at work? You probably don't want to know what we're thinking about. Silence does not need to be filled. It's in neither your interest nor ours to take the Cosmo quiz together. No, you can't have the remote control. |
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