7/27/2006 - Rejection
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DID YOU EVER USE ANY OF THESE?

 

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women

10. I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance")

 

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(I don't want to do my dad)

 

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon)

 

7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing)

 

6. I've got a boyfriend.
(I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's)

 

5. I don't date men where I work.
(I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building)

 

4. It's not you, it's me.
(It's you)

 

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you)

 

2. I'm celibate.
(I've sworn off only the men like you)

 

1. Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing)

 

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men

 

10. I think of you as a sister.
(You're ugly)

 

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(You're ugly)

 

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You're ugly)

 

7. My life is too complicated right now.
(You're ugly)

 

6. I've got a girlfriend.
(You're ugly)

 

5. I don't date women where I work.
(You're ugly)

 

4. It's not you, it's me.
(You're ugly)

 

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(You're ugly)

 

2. I'm celibate.
(You're ugly)

 

1. Let's be friends.
(You're sinfully ugly)

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7/27/2006 - The only time I rejected a girl...
Posted by Poppedeye
We worked together and she sat near me and would always ask me questions and the like. And then one day she called me (I still don't know how she got my number) and asked me if I wanted to have sex, I told her no but that she could give me a BJ anytime. She hung up.

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