Ok so I am wearing a shirt today that says I am looking for the perfect boyfriend. Well I am up at the counter atthe gas station and the guy can only read the "I am looking for the perfect" becuse the rest is hidden behind the counter. He says to me "what does the rest of your shirt say?" So I back up so he can see (nope I am not obsessed with guys looking at my boobs! That is just where they always put the writing.) and he says "I thought it was gonna say the perfect man and I was gonna introduce myself." So me being the smartass I am  said "I know a perfect man...he is 8 and I just dropped him off at school." And I take my stuff and walk out.

Now why is there suddenly men (and women) hittin on me every time I turn around? I think I have finally figured out the answer. It is simply because I couldn't give a fuck one way or the other if they did or not and being aloof is apparently a very big turn on. I knew the rule if you are with someone everyone wants you, but being single can do it too if you just seem unavailable. Suddenly I spitting out pheromones out of every pore in my body. And I have no clue. I am just waiting for the dogs to start barking.