8/18/2006 - The secret world of women...the GP
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Ok first of all this is one of those entries that I feel I should give a warning about...so here it is. It is a little conceited(though to defend myself on this point, I am not the one to come up with these terms or to say I have this) and a lot crude... so just beware.

GP...can ya guess what it is? Well I will say that the G stands for golden and the P for that part of the female anatomy...

Ok now that we established what it is, lemme just tell you that there are few women who have one (I do not consider myself one of them) and even less women who know how to use it. But all  woman in the world probably have moments that she has one, but on a full time basis there are just very few.

I know you are wondering "But K how do I know if I am having a GP moment?" so I'll give you a few examples from my life that were pointed out to me. If your sneaka is ready to leave his girl for you (especially if you are like me and they have been together for ten years and HE was the one to make it known that it was just for this one purpose we come together) you may have a GP. If you are in a restaurant with a cute guy and the waitress hits on you instead of him (and she has no clue if you are that way or not) you may have a GP. One other one I know of is if you are with a guy, (and three times a week you try to dump him and quit givin him some) and the boy still won't go away, chances are you are havin a GP moment!!!


The good news is that you are incredibly wanted....but the bad news is you are incredibly wanted. I'm just sayin if ya have a GP be careful how you use it because you could get yourself in some bad situations.

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