For my sis the lefty...please be careful with the scissors they were made for me.

This one's for my kids, I hope you get over it soon...I am tired of trippin over ya at night.
Until 1796, there was a state in the United States called Franklin. Today it's known as Tennessee!

Dunno...huh?
A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation!

For Vik and Sue the roach ladies...
Over 10,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows!

For the bird that shit on me. I may not get you but my window will.

The average American/Canadian drinks about 600 sodas a year!

I drank that over the last month I believe. Maybe that is why I am a lil high strung.
The average person laughs 13 times a day!

If it is me and Ri and there is grass involved, we get that in in about a half hour.
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women!

That is because men want to go outside to see it.
Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the mornings!

Ri this is for you...try an apple instead of the coffe and I may try too instead of the Dew!