8/28/2006
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Weedologist, sexologist and the flikologist
| So he has many names but I am tellinn ya he is a master of them all. The boy can tell you what kind (and I mean any kind) by the look and/or smell of any kind of weed. He is the dope mann and true to his name he has the knowledge of all of it. I mean apparently I am messing with the man that most people are scared of but all I can think of him as is a big teddy bear. He has never seemed viloent or pushy in any way. Yes he is a bit loud but I think it is just because he has a strong voice not because he means to be scary. As for being a sexologist, while at his house today (in the midst of a million questions) I found out all his friends come to him on advice how to please their girls! How odd is that. And he openly has these conversations with them in front of me (apparently I am just one of the guys). They want to know all sorts of stuff and why things are better in certain ways. I mean it is just crazy! I have never in my life seen no shit like this. Of course his boys don't know (they are on the phone) or they would die. I actually listened to him give advice why not to pick up girls at the club but at Wal-Mart today...and the more I thought about it the more sense it made to me. There are like 10 guys to every one girl in the club so you are fighting a losing battle but you can always see a woman in need at Wally world. HUH? As for a flikologist, he knows porn!!!! WHich is very sad but he is sure that the amount you mess with it will make it stronger. Fuck if I know! But anyways, he knows whick movies are new, good and different. He knows which ones have new names but are the same shit as another one. He knows every kind of sex known to man (and some I am sure that aren't legal). He has a vast knowledge of all things sexual. The good news is that if he is watching porn he may not be out sleeping with the whole county as you may think upon first meeting him. He is too wrapped up in makin himself get off! |
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