5/18/2007
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I lost those days
I was pretty sure that today was Tuesday but I got back on Monday and was too drained to do anything. On top of that, I have spent so much time sleeping in the last few days that I just keep losing time. And then as I am sleeping yesterday, outta the corner of my wakefulness (is that a word?) I hear "She might be pregnant. Pregnant women like to sleep a lot." Who is this man who is an expert on pregnancy? And could someone please inform him it would be a miracle to get this girl pregnant? I mean for all the extrodinary sex I am having, I am pretty sure that not one time will be able to get me pregnant considering I HAVE NO UTERUS!!! But I imagine that you were trying to be helpful telling him that, and on a normal situation that would have made the man nervous. But in this case, we both know that isn't likely to happen so no worries. This girl just has jetlag or something close to it that is throwing her times and dates off. I know better than that and so does he, so it is now the joke of the day. We know who the pregnant one is and it isn't me (wink,wink) so congrats on the new lil one and I hope it comes out alright....LITERALLY!!! |
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