So my girl is a blond and she is the only person that I know that can
live up to the blond jokes to that extent. She goes into a store the
other day and asks if their corn on the cob is cooked in oil. The woman
behind the counter looked at her like she had grown three more heads.
"If it had been cooked in oil, honey, it would be popped corn." WOW she
is a-special a-stupid on some days. Luckily today wasn't one of those
days or I would have lost it. I got too much going on today and I
really can't deal with being the one to give directions today. Being
the good girl she is ( I know she loves me), she stepped up her game
and had some of the smartest answers I have ever heard her come out
with. She reads like crazy...I think it is just some of the simple
common sense things she seems to be lacking in on some days.I love that
girl to death. She keeps my amusement at an all time high. I don't
think I would be able to get through the day without the joy she puts
into my life... Now this may seem mean but she does the same to me.
I have my fair share of blond moments in a week for her to get back at
me. We love each other and know the dirt so we are kinda stuck for the
rest of our lives. It means we get to make fun and poke at each other
for no reason or for the too many reasons we may have. I love it when
life is just this great.
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