6/13/2007
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Belly ring
So I went (with my girl) and got my belly button pierced (for those of you that are gonna ask...No it didn't hurt so much). We can't get married and dissolve of all men so these are the rings we have to get. My guy is infatuated with it. He apparently has never messed with a girl with piercings much less one as crazy as me. Every five seconds he is asking to look at it, says it is sexy. Bitch please! I have had two kids and many miscarriages outta that belly. There is very little sexy about it. But I am super duper happy that I did something to please him. That alone makes it worth it. He cannot wait for the couple of days to go by so he can mess with it and touch it. I don't want to touch it right now. I wanna go take a shower so it is clean and I want it to be left alone. The ring in it is so plain that I can't wait for the two weeks to pass so I can get something impressive put in it. Something shiny and impressive. Something to keep me occupied because I DO NOT DO PLAIN! The funniest part is that he cannot be on top during sex anymore, only from behind. The guy trying to explain this to us is getting so embarassed but we are just happy we don't have to stop sex all together. If that had been the case, that bitch would have came out right then and just been a waste of that $25. I think that is the reason my guy likes it so much...he's just excited to get it only from behind for two weeks. |
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