5/18/2007
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Kill ya self
This is the saying of the day but it is turning into the statement of the week. Lemme explain it. Like if it was good "Kill ya self" If it is bad same thing. If you are amused...catching on yet? I dunno why they started saying it but the shock value is what makes it so funny. I love it. I will hear these people at the weirdest times saying this shit and next thing ya know we are laughing our silly asses off. But to put a twist on it, the guy says "Just blink" and that shit is funny. But to beat all that, they say these things for just any reason with serious emphasis eyes that will get any person giggling even if you don't like him. I just like to be amused and like to know that people are just having a good time. So to use one more of his things for the amusement value, this conversation ended. Cut....or maybe I should say Disconnecting! |
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5/18/2007
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A little story
I have to tell a lil story of some people but to protect the innocent I will just use the initials but since they are all the same try to keep up. T (who we will call Static) and T (Monkey) and K (Katwoman) and K (Baby girl) had a party with a little too much to drink. Lil did any of these people know that the night was gonna lead to poppin off, popping off and end with popping off. To the amusement of all parties involved, all were broke and expected a boring day. Get them together and the party erupts without warning. By the end of the night there were people not really known saying things like "Dawg, how'd ya get so lucky?" and lots of personal space being invaded without anyone getting mad. Talk about a good time, right? At the end of the night there was a lil bit of arguing (the last popping) but even that too did pass. Without any money and a very low amusement value (what is the right word....hmmmmm? Standards I think is the one used) you can make a good time out of a monkey, a kat, a noise and a baby. You can make the blind lead the blind and lead them right to the light....or into the dark which ever way ya like it. |
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5/18/2007
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What did I say?
In every situation, there are things I shouldn't say, know better than to say or haven't said before so I don't know the consequences of saying them. But me being me, for the most part, I like to try new things, push the limit and say what ever will come naturally to me. So when reading the last few posts I realized that the people who don't know me all that well might get offended by what I have said, but the ones who really know me will know I am just being the best possible me that I can be. It is funny to know that there are people who keep things a secret and walk around with things hanging over them, always worried who will find out and who will be judging them. I don't care who is judging who, as long as I am who I am regardless of the thoughts of others. I mean what happens outside of my house is not under my control and I can sit back and laugh at them. What happens in my house are my problem which is why I keep things that are bad to a minimum there. The rest of life is just a way to laugh and get through. I have never been one to smoke weed but I can watch the ones who do with the most enjoyment ever because I know what they feel. I have been high in my life, I just choose not to anymore. So why judge those who still do? I cannot judge anyone for their actions when I have my own foul actions to worry about. Karma is a wonderful thing (not to say karma will get you for smoking reefer) so it isn't on me to worry about the actions of others. I say what I feel, think and see out loud because that is who I am. I speak without judgement and usually with amusement. And as for my bitches, they know who they are and they love it when I call them that. My guy and my girl hear me say "Bitch please" so many times a day that they have both picked it up. And the saying of the week is "Don't be testing my gangster!" (that one's for you babe). Just know I am out-spoken but I am a sweet person. I don't mean to offend. I just refuse to not be me to please you. All are welcome in my life. I like it to be as colorful as possible and with as many twists and turns as I can keep up with. It makes it worth living everyday. |
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5/18/2007
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I lost those days
I was pretty sure that today was Tuesday but I got back on Monday and was too drained to do anything. On top of that, I have spent so much time sleeping in the last few days that I just keep losing time. And then as I am sleeping yesterday, outta the corner of my wakefulness (is that a word?) I hear "She might be pregnant. Pregnant women like to sleep a lot." Who is this man who is an expert on pregnancy? And could someone please inform him it would be a miracle to get this girl pregnant? I mean for all the extrodinary sex I am having, I am pretty sure that not one time will be able to get me pregnant considering I HAVE NO UTERUS!!! But I imagine that you were trying to be helpful telling him that, and on a normal situation that would have made the man nervous. But in this case, we both know that isn't likely to happen so no worries. This girl just has jetlag or something close to it that is throwing her times and dates off. I know better than that and so does he, so it is now the joke of the day. We know who the pregnant one is and it isn't me (wink,wink) so congrats on the new lil one and I hope it comes out alright....LITERALLY!!! |
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5/18/2007
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Can ya tell I am home?
When the men in my life wake up, they are so cranky. I can't begin to fathom what it is that any of them do to make their lives so dificult that they feel the need to be a pain in the ass first thing in the morning but oh well. Anyways, I can tell my life is back to normal. I am waking up way too early in the morning all by myself and spending the majority of the morning (and sometimes into the afternoon) waiting on the other people in the house to get their lazy asses outta bed. I am back to looking for a job. And I went to the grocery store with the other bitches to drop $150 on food that will be gone in a day or two (you have no idea how these people like to eat.) It has gone back to me "being in charge" which is way different than being in control. I like to be in control but I DO NOT like to be in charge at all. I am not good with having to make people do what they need to be doing. I just want to tell them what to do and then they do it. It is a lot easier on all involved and a lot less stressful for all of us. |
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