16 November 2008 - beering
I work as a checkout chick.
A person who packs your groceries and smiles and asks how you are today in the most genuine tone.
That tone is fake and I put it on because there is a sign on the women's bathroom door telling us to.
It says that I must wear presentable clothes and smile and a whole lot of other things that Jane Austen would be proud of. If I do so because the bright orange sign tells me to, tells me I must or my service manager may confront me, doesn't that just make me a pathetic and fake pleb of a multinational corporation? Doesn't that turn you off my question? I think I'd rather someone not ask me how my day was instead of asking me how my day was because a bright orange sign with the words "service expectations" tells them to while they are taking a pee.
I've had a few beers. I watched the lord of the rings and that movie tires me so much. I noticed that the sexy Legolas' hair never gets messy, bless those elves. Also, Frodo looks so young and who on earth would come up with the name Frodo anyway. Everything in the book has such mystical, magical and unique names, but JRR Tolkien called the mountain Mt.Doom. Very original.
Sleepy time?
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