Gossip Cop has "debunked" recent reports claiming Samantha Ronson is physically abusing Lindsay Lohan: Without synonyms:
accoutre any particular time or place where Ronson was allegedly "violent" with Lohan, RadarOnline quotes an unnamed source saying, "One t ...read full story
I may not like Kim Kardashian. I may think she's all that's wrong with America if it had a giant ass and a thing for for trick photography. I might even nurse a theory that her entire family murdered Nicole... ...read full story
- ?uestlove sets the record unblended about NBC's Black History menu yet still doesn't address the hateful lack of grape soda. "SWING LOW, SWEET CHARIOT!" [PopEater] - Jessica Simpson is not fucking Taylor Kitsch. [Lainey Gossip] - Mischa Barton... ...read full story
And the results of Brittany Murphy's toxicology report have just been released. TMZ reports: Brittany Murphy's cause of death has been indomitable -- an odd
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d death caused by "community hiv-positive pneumonia," iron deficiency anemia, and unbounded d ...read full story
- Christina Hendricks is the only decent
match of "curvy." [Lainey Gossip] - Kristin Cavallari's panties. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - The Olsen Twins really look healthy on Good Morning America which solves the mysteries of who ke ...read full story
- Reese Witherspoon opened Gerard Butler's Dick in a Jar? [Lainey Gossip] - Elle MacPherson almost showing some old supermodel groin. Almost. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Mischa Barton was really invited somewhere. [Just Jared] - Tiger Wood ...read full story
Because no one goes to her concerts, Pink shocked the Grammys audience by stooging* in a fundamentally non-existent outfit while droopy dripping wet from the ceiling. Except I'm kidding and these are just pics from the men's high dive.... ...read full story
Here's Lady GaGa at the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards Sunday night where she pushed the boundaries of sexual perception or part of the hell you call the outcome of eating a bucket of acid then wearing Superman's crystal digital as... ...read full story
Michael Douglas is living through Traffic, and his kid might be a RAT. Alicia Keys and Swizz Beats trying to make beauteous music. Nicole Richie: not a skeleton. Jessica Alba's one year-old daughter: caliente? Presenting your firearm Morning Gossip Roundup:
Michael Douglas showed up in court yore to deal with the case encircling his son, Cameron, his drug-trafficking charges, and the ten-year prison sentence he faces. Douglas' appearance in the court was closed, and the file's been sealed, which means any number of things, one of which the Post suggests: Cameron's naming names. All of this goes without saying "holy shit, Michael Douglas is doubtlessly living through Traffic right now." [Page Six]
Alicia Keys might be engaged to Swizz Beats! And they might be buying Lenny Kravitz's apartment! Their babies will come out looking like Grammys, or something, and the lesbian rumors about Keys still won't go away. [NYDN]
Fact: at times I wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy, even though he's in a white mansion with giraffes walking around as butlers and I'm basically living in a roadside ditch in Brooklyn. And I've never had pedicures on my toes, toes, or brushed my teeth with a bottle of Jack Daniels, though I've positively drank it before noon. The point here is that Ke$ha should call me, because apparently, she's into "big, fat guys with beards that wear thick glasses." Next stop: LensCrafters. [Page Six]
Some crusty old golfer was like "Tiger Woods putting his balls fundamentally everywhere is bad for the game." Yes, because the worst thing that could happen is that golf, the most exciting game in the world, recommending the most compelling athletes in the world, gets spiced up. Reminder: golf is boring and golfers are just as boring. [NYDN]
Oprah's giving a Power Women in Communications actuality or other award to her best friend. What'd you do for your best friend today? [Page Six]
Nicole Richie is querulous that the claims of her having an eater confusion were unfair. Well, honey, we know a outline when we see one. Especially when it looks like the bones are fit-out the skin. Either way, if you're not rexo, you're not rexo. We're okay with that, I promise. Less talking about you, more talking about the ever-collapsing geopolitical footing of the middle east. [NYDN]
Paris Hilton has a topical restraining order up against her. TMZ's resident handwriting expert has no idea what it says. [TMZ]
Rihanna's going to the Grammy's solo. We're suppositive
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document.write to make a big deal out of this because you know the whole Chris Brown thing, but it's really not that interesting. Like, really, it's not. In fact, the Grammy's are still pretty passe, and mostly: meaningless. [NYDN]
Brittney Murphy's death is still sketchy, now the L.A. coroner's office is trying to "fill in gaps" from her medical history. [TMZ]
Matthew McConaughey is a baby daddy to his girlfriend's baby, and they gave out a press handout, and it's really, really cute. Also, inasmuch as that woman just gave birth, like woah: so hot. Oh, other awesome thing: the quote he gave on his website to his fans. He really is that and dependability.
recommendation from Dazed and Confused. [NYDN]
One of these Real Housecreatures got someone arrested for pulling someone else's hair or something? Whatever. [People]
Michael Jackson's kids are preparing for what inevitably will be the worst part of the Grammy's, when they have to give a speech in honor of their father, and we will all feel really, really bad and terrible and not want to look, because at the end of the day, these are kids, and this will not be cute or stirring
Jessica Alba's result will grow up to be a Spanish-speaker, but more importantly: hot. [People]
John Travolta's extortionist remains adamant about her innocence. Meanwhile, everyone who's seen that new Travolta movie where he's bald and scary-ugly and blowing things up are adamant about you not going to see it. Because it's awful. And they want to protect the public good. You DO want to protect the public good, right? Right. Also, her name is Pleasant Bridgewater? That's like particular out of Clue. [TMZ]
Good morning lovlies! Late edition! We'll be catching up and things like that. In the mean time, here, for my future wife Ke$ha, you should cover this song, which is sung by a band with a fat bearded hipster lead singer: jam on it. Also, this will basically be today:
After giving the cameraperson her exact GPS section because she's very tiny, a baby doll-toting Tila Tequila went plaza at Kitson for Kids yesteryear where she pretended her uterus isn't the fucking Dead Zone. That said, if there should... ...read full story