Michelle Rodriguez gets 180 days in jail
Former Lost star Michelle Rodriguez was sentenced to 180 days in jail for violating her probation and falsifying community service documents. Reuters reports:
A Los Angeles County Superior Court judge ordered the former "Lost" actress to jail after she admitted failing to complete community service obligations contrary to a signed document stating otherwise, city legal beagle* spokesman Frank Mateljan said. She must start her term by Christmas Eve.
Rodriguez, 29, was also found to have consumed alcohol on at least three occasions while wearing a monitoring bracelet around her ankle, in violation of a probation requirement she refrain from bubbler for 90 days, Mateljan said.
Michelle Rodriguez is a water wellspring machine. When it comes to alcohol, she makes Lindsay Lohan look like a nun. I covenant Michelle will snap at least three guards’ necks, jump out a third story window and crash the prison laundry truck into a bar. Then she’ll guzzle her own weight in whiskey. Now that’s how you have a bubbler problem. None of that princess fu-fu cocktail bullshit for Michelle Rodriguez. Wow, it's almost like she's a female version of, well, me. At long last we've found each other, soulmate!
UPDATE: So I met Michelle at a bar and when I failed to chug a bottle of rum in 30 seconds she threw a barstool at my nuts and questioned my sexuality. Is it wrong to be turned on by that?
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