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Britney Spears turns herself in

Britney Spears reported to a Los Angeles police station and turned herself in for charges of hit and run and driving without a license. The AP reports:

Officer Mike Lopez said Spears turned herself in around 9 p.m. and left about 45 minutes later. Spears was fingerprinted and photographed, he said.

"She was fine, cooperative," Lopez said. "She did her business and came out."

Despite the fact it was late in the evening, Britney still wore sunglasses. But for medical reasons, of course:

Spears, 25, was wearing large designer sunglasses and a black turtleneck dress and jacket. As she left the station, she told KCAL-TV that all went smoothly.

"They were nice," she said of police. She told the station she was wearing the sunglasses because she had pinkeye.

I’m curious. What kind of pinkeye does Britney have? It has to be some sort of super-strain because it’s lasted since, I dunno, at least five years. That’s just a rough guess. In the meantime, those sunglasses must get in the way of her reading. You know, those cold nights when Britney likes to immerse herself in the great bookish classics. I heard she was almost through "The Cat in the Hat.” It’s been a couple of weeks, but she can’t wait to see how it ends.

A video of Britney's hit and run after the jump.