Tara Reid is still alive, cleavagey

Tara Reid showed up for the opening night
notes:a debut is a first public appearance; a showing is a first discharge of “Reservation Road” in Beverly Hills last night. She in reality looks sort of hot. Which is weird, I know. Underneath all that inexplicable hotness is a sordid tale of plastic surgery gone horribly wrong. But, yet, she looks decent. My penis is so confused right now. He’s just staring out the window, letting out the occasional sigh. Nothing makes sense to him anymore. I tried to get him to go lift up cars like we do every Friday, but he just turned to me and said, “What’s the point? When we’re done, Tara Reid will still be do-able." *sigh*

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