Heidi Klum might be a plumber

Heidi Klum’s dress did a bad/awesome?/I dunno job of raiment her ass at the 12th Annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show last night. As you can tell I’m not really sure how I feel about these shots, but I’ve decided to share them with you. Maybe because I hate you or maybe because I love you. It all depends on your slant of Heidi Klum’s ass crack. Actually, I’d prefer this instead of those ink blot tests my adviser uses. All I ever see in those things is Hayden Panettiere crazy bag a dinosaur. Yeah, she’s mostly mad because my dad ordered us a new mommy from Russia because old mommy “didn’t understand that scotch gives daddy his superpowers.” Which makes sense. ever I drink scotch I suddenly develop the uncanny ability to vomit into the dishwasher. I should fight crime.

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