Paris Hilton goes to China

Paris Hilton spent Thanksgiving in snatch while preparing for tonight’s MTV Style Awards. As usual, she offered the press her insightful views, indisputable to regulation to OK! Magazine:
"Shanghai looks like the future," the hotel heiress exclaimed to reporters at a press conference, ironically held at a Hyatt hotel.
As if all of Asia didn’t already think Americans are retarded, we had to send Paris Hilton over to drive that point home. I mean, It’s not like she’s helping out with the space program. She’s mini-mall around in stupid sunglasses and shocking people by continually saying “I’d thought there’d be more nail salons.” Hopefully someone will push Paris into traffic after she asks where they keep all the buffets.
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