Britney Spears shoplifts at a porn shop
Britney Spears decided to be a diva while mall for panties late one night at the Hustler Store in West Hollywood. She took a bunch of sexy thongs to the yukata room where store fellows told her contract can’t try on underwear. Britney with her lack of hygiene and common sense flipped her shit. Us newsletter reports:
At that point, Spears threw a fit, and took off her own lingerie before trying on a pair of boyshorts (with "Barely Legal' stitched across the rear end) in the middle of the store while 15 other custom looked on.
An eyewitness tells Us, "The employees kept saying 'Don't change out here!' She's just like, 'Well, I couldn't take them in the fitting room!' It was like dealing with a child."
Since the boyshorts were now hazardous material, employees told Britney she had to pay for them:
“She rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card," the source tells Us. As payback, "on her way out, she went up to a mannequin, snatched the wig off the head, and stole it!"
I love how Britney Spear’s natural reaction to any confrontation is frontal nudity. I admire that. It’s core her fans can look up to: When faced with adversity, the first line of defense is taking off your pants. I guess you can say I’m commodity of master at this technique. Adversity is a fancy word for the Spice channel, right? If not, I may have to cancel that self-help seminar I’m giving this weekend - or do I?
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