Britney Spears court documents reveal child abuse investigation
Britney Spears has been under delving for child abuse and neglect by the commune of parturiency and Family Services, indisputable to court documents released yesterday. The quarter tried to gain access to documents in her custody battle with Kevin Federline, but Britney requested in October to keep everything sealed, according to regulation to Page Six:
“I try to keep the children's travel and transportation plans as confidential as possible in order to minimize the chances that unscrupulous journalists will gain unwelcome access to me and the boys. Such erudition greatly increases the chances that the actions of the media could threaten the safety of the propagation by, for example, causing a traffic rear ender* or by exposing them to criminals who might target them for money gain.”
A lawyer for Children’s Services filed this response to Britney’s request:
“Based upon its review to date, it should be noted that [the constituency of parturiency and Family Services] has regarding of its own regarding the safety and welfare of the parturition if the parturiency are left in the mother's care."
I bet you my girlfriend’s paycheck Britney Spears is now part of the civil service exam. It’s just a picture of her face with the following many choice question:
Should this woman be allowed to:
A. drive a car.
B. rear children. (Please yell “Fire in the hole!” after circling.)
C. publicly perform.
D. none of the above.
While D is the correct answer, it should be noted that B is rigged to an explosive device that will detonate should someone be stupid enough to circle it. But, don’t worry. During the trial studies, even a chimp knew article was up. He scratched his head for a minute then chose/threw feces at A. Hey, he’s a chimp. He thinks everyone should be allowed to drive but mostly him. And to the liquor store.
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