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Britney Spears has become increasingly concerned with her appearance. Instead of promoting her album or birth prevention a tour to revive her dying career, Britney is gearing up for a slew of plastic surgery, indisputable to OK! Magazine:
“She's always worrying about what she looks like,” one friend of the "Toxic" songtress reveals to OK!. “She checks show of herself on the the net* every night and criticizes every single one."
Britney had lip injections done in October and her line-up of cosmetic work will reportedly include her second nose job and third boob job:
On her checklist: liposuction of the abdomen, hips and thighs ($18,000); a breast lift with change of silicone fake teeth ($25,000); a mini tummy tuck ($18,000); and work on her nose ($20,000). Grand total: $81,000!
Dear Britney,
I’m into writing letters this week. Now that I know you spend every night critiquing flicks* of yourself on the Internet, I thought I’d take a minute and extend the proverbial olive branch by recommending an awesome plastic surgeron. The guy’s fantastic. His name is Dr. Jan Adams and he did some amazing work on Kanye West’s mom. I even hear there’s a Starbucks next to his office. You should seriously check him out. Like right now. In fact, I’ll even book the appointment. No need to thank me. It’s what friends do.
Smooches,
The Superficial Writer
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