To kickoff the weekend here’s a buttload of show recommending Olympic gold medalist Amanda Beard in a bikini. The shots are from a photo shoot in Hawaii for Triathlete magazine. But who cares? It’s Amanda Beard in a bikini! Which would be a lot more exciting if her face didn't look, well, like this. The only way my penis could be any more confused is if I suddenly found out Jessica Alba was my sister. And a man.
