Jamie Lynn Spears gets her own very special episode
Nickelodeon is birth prevention a special on teen propagation after Jamie Lynn Spears star of the network’s Zoey 101 announced she was fecund at 16. Nickelodeon is not sure whether to continue airing the kid-friendly show, but they want to address the issue of teen impregnation in an didactic way for young viewers and have brought in news veteran Linda Ellerbee, as it should be to the registered representative Press:
"I think it's important that existent be done," Ellerbee told The registered representative Press on Thursday. "But I think it's important that it be done in a measured way, and not just to feed the beast of news stories.”
You know what would be a classy special? And I’m just spit-balling ideas here. Nickelodeon should have Jamie Lynn Spears stand silently on a stage wearing a scarlet letter while Britney Spears sings and dance around her. Then at the end a simple message will appear: “Teenage pregnancy: It’s even more retarded than Britney. For reals.” Damn, that’s almost too perfect. Chastity belts will be back in style again. That’s how perfect it is.
