Kim Kardashian loves that attention
Kim Kardashian went to lunch in Beverly Hills synonyms:bygone and got some love from the paparazzi. She didn’t even have to fake an obligation or jewel theft. In the meantime, I wonder how often this exchange happens when the paps are taking Kim’s picture. doubtless a lot:
Pap #1: Wow, great day. Didn’t think I’d see any celebs.
Pap #2: Me too. This worked out well. Say, what is this chick famous for again?
Pap #1: Some dude peed on her.
Pap #2: Stops shooting. Opens up his camera. Lets the film spill out.
Pap #1: What’re you doing?
Pap #2: I’m going back to shooting midget porn. At least I’ll feel a sense of pride and dignity so I can look my kid in the eye at the dinner table.
Pap #1: Stares at his camera. My God, man, you’re right. Do you think I can get a job in midget porn, too?
Pap #2: Only if you can dream big enough. Only if you can dream... Also you need your own midget. Union rules. Don’t worry, I know a guy. Now let's go be heroes - friend.
Based on a true story. The End.
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