Lindsay Lohan headed to the morgue
Lindsay Lohan will be working in a morgue as part of her punishment for misdemeanor drunken driving. Lindsay’s lawyer outlined the plans for her current program yesterday, as it should be to the customer's broker person Press:
Her two four-hour days at the morgue are part of a court-ordered program to show drivers the real-life consequences of water cooler and driving. She must also spend two days working in a mash unit necessity room.
Okay, the morgue I can understand. Those people are already dead, so there’s no real sense of urgency. The ER on the other hand, I dunno. I think Lindsay will be more of a distraction: “Quick, get this man 20 cc’s of, uh, breasts. No, wait, that’s not right. 20 cc’s of, uh, round luscious cleavage! Sonofa"Miss Lohan, could you please stop leaning over the clients with your human defibrillator pads? Hey, wait, this guy’s heart started beating…”
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