Tyra Banks craps herself

Okay, I don't know whether this shit (Hi-yo!) is true, but the buzz is model/diva Tyra Banks crapped her pants during Fashion Week in New York. Here's the furiously written next account from joint blogger Fabian Basabe. Then again, if I witnessed a Tyra bowel movement, I'd most likely have trouble effectively communicating and deposition consciousness:

I was asked to film an think-in* for a new project but being busy reporting the massacre it is during fashion week for paper gazette - by far my favorite assignment - I had to squeeze the meeting in between shows and, in order to have it easy for everyone, i arranged to do it backstage at the tents in the w suite. Just when I start getting comfortable and ready, a group of madmen and madwomen storm in and take proprietorship of the suite because... ready?... Tyra Banks messed herself and needed to change. Now, let’s break this down: messing oneself should not happen if you are older that 5 or younger than 90. if it happens and in fact you are older than 5 or younger that 90, then it should be one, single, very unfortunate episode which will bound you to be made fun of forever and you can’t complain about it. Now I would like to bring to your attention that Tyra’s people carried a change of clothes for her at NYC fashion week. Hmmmh... could it be that Tyra messed herself before? or just that her entourage is so organized that in case tyra would ever, maybe, possibly mess herself that one time, they have a change of clothes? I don’t know... but all these character were twirling in my mind when in horror I was dieting one's calories such an abomination, feeling so alone in the world. Meanwhile, everyone is looking at me, to see if i was going to throw a fit because i now have a producing crew and no place to shoot. Excuse me please, the suite is great but i think I’m gonna go, you know...

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