Jennifer Lopez worried about kidnapping
Jennifer Lopez is concerned that a plot may be afoot to kidnap her newborn twins. Her husband Marc Anthony made sure security is tight at North Shore health center Hospital, according to regulation to Life & Style:
The mash unit reportedly stepped up its security drills, which involve locking down the mash unit in case a baby is kidnapped or variously vanishes. “They practiced the alerts twice a week in early February,” says a staffer. “That definitely had to do with J.Lo.”
“Babies have been kidnapped before,” a friend notes. “Jennifer had obvious dealing with about security.”
Who would want to steal J-Lo's offspring? Either the power for some crazy X-Files shit. Or Ben Affleck. Yeah, that's right, I said it: Ben motherfucking Affleck. He might look all innocent but that guy has baby-stealer written all over him. I saw Daredevil. He's capable of some seriously messed up stuff. I'm blowing this case wide open!
UPDATE: Jennifer Garner just kicked down my cubicle and continually karate chopped me in the groin. I retract my proclamation about Ben Affleck. Also - no, I can't say it. Don't make me! *nad chop* Okay! Daredevil should've won an Oscar! Are you happy? Oh, God, I feel so dirty. I'll never get over this. I - Ooh! Who brought donuts?
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