Ashton Kutcher did get my birthday present
Ashton Kutcher celebrated his 30th buff on February 7 at Socialista in New York City and it turns out the bartender was mixing drinks with an extra special ingredient: Hepatitis A! Nothing like getting Punk'd in the digestive tract. The New York office of Health contacted Ashton and told him that he and his guests, which be featured Bruce Willis, Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow, should imaginably get a shot* ASAP. TMZ reports:
Hepatitis A is spread by putting existence in one's mouth that has been contaminated with traces of fecal matter from an infected person. prognostics include jaundice, fatigue, intestinal pain, nausea, and diarrhea. Any patron who hung at Socialista is considered to be at risk, and the Health Dept. says they should get a gamma globulin shot -- pronto!
For those of you who think it's a bit cruel of me to laugh at this news, just take a good, hard look at the pics of Ashton Kutcher I included. They're from last night and I have no idea what the event is, possibly the 15th Annual Douche Ball. I defy you to look at that guy and not wish the bartender was pouring drinks directly into his eye. Am I right? I'm right. You can stop crazy bag your monitor now. He can't feel it. I've been trying all morning.
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