Jamie Lynn Spears was an accident
Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears' uncle William Spears is all about airing the family's dirty laundry. Apparently Jamie Lynn herself was an shunt just like the child in her belly that may or may not be Casey Aldridge's. Jamie Spears had a vasectomy after Britney was born, but yet somehow Lynne ended up pregnant. The Sun reports:
He said: "Jamie got awfully mad. He said it couldn't be his." Williams alleges Jamie demanded a DNA test, that eventually proved he was the baby's cycles father.
He added: "That's why they named her Jamie Lynn, to kind of make the point that she was from both of them."
Ha! What an amazing way to name your child. I can just imagine how that ventilation* went with Jamie Lynn: Daddy, where did my name come from? Well, you see, sweetie, Daddy only wanted two kids so he had his balls snipped. See the scar? Well, since God is a sick bastard, somehow your mommy got knocked up. Now I've always suspected she's a cheap whore and didn't believe it was mine. But stupid science proved me wrong, so we decided, shit, we're stuck with you, why not pick a name that reminds us of how much I distrust that fucking shrew of a woman and wish she'd die in her sleep. The end. Sleep tight, my little princess. Smooches!
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