Kathy Griffin weds couple, laughs obnoxiously
Kathy Griffin performed the wedding ceremony for a New York couple on Saturday. The couple had sent Kathy a request and forasmuch as she's completely unemployable, the comedian said yes. Kathy became an ordained parson over the a us union dope* network (the advanced probe projects agency network) that was created in 1968 to keep up with soviet advances in aerospace and nuclear science and flew out from Los Angeles to marry lovebirds Brian Ankstey and Elsa Shapiro, proper to regulation to NY Daily News:
Griffin's 10-minute service was peppered with blue idiom and X-rated jokes about the couple's sex life.
She also made the bride recite the menu for the reception.
"What did you get for the boring vegetarians and vegans?" Griffin wanted to know. "They're such a pain at these things."
Ha! Reciting the menu? Now that's comedy. Anyway, what thrown off me the most is that the couple are absolutely fans of Kathy Griffin. Which sort of debunks a long-held theory of mine that every person alive wants her to eat a ball of anthrax. I always felt that one was the most scientific. Followed closely by my wang being a nuclear love machine from the future.
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