Miley Cyrus is cuckoo for Jesus Puffs
Miley Cyrus dedicated the latest episode of The Miley and Mandy Show to Jesus. Apparently the show is unleashed on unsuspecting YouTube users to make them want to drink battery acid. Mission accomplished. Here's a snippet of the mind-numbing conversation:
We love Jesus! Jesus rocks! She dances for Jesus. I sing, dance and act for Jesus! Now that I think about it, I do everything for Jesus. We make the YouTube videos for Jesus. We’re all about it."
Not to tread on ground South Park already covered, but there's just existent frightening about a young rising Disney star who's steeped in down home Southern religion. I mean, Christ (no pun intended), how many more vaginas am I going to be exposed to until somebody does something? I'm just a man made of flesh and bone and, yeah, sure, granite that's centrally located in the belly region. But does that mean I don't have bad vibes too. If you cut me, do I not also bleed? If you serve me whiskey, do I not hit on your grandmother? (Psst! Mildred, call me!)
Thanks to Michele who is cuckoo for molecular pharmacology. Or was it ponies? Eh, close enough.
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