Ashlee Simpson is milking those pregnancy rumors
Ashlee Simpson continued to play cute about the rumors that she's pregnant. You know, the ones that conveniently started snapping point around the release of her new album. When asked if she was childing on Ellen Degeneres today, Ashlee wouldn't give a decisive answer. God willing, she'll be able to milk this until her next mediocre album in 2010. Us digest reports:
"Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or commodity … because I don’t think I do," before perpetual up.
Pointing to a photo of Jennifer Lopez, DeGeneres then asked, "You’re not going to keep this answer up as long as this woman did...."
Laughing, Simpson replied, "No, I’m not. I swear. I promise you that. I give you my pinky on that."
After the show, Ellen decided to take Ashlee up on her offer and cut off her pinky for collateral. Pete Wentz heroically came to the rescue by whipping out his penis*. This caused Ellen to emit an ear-piercing shriek before repair into a bat and vanishing into the night. For such are the ways of her kind.**
*Presence of male genitalia assumed for comedic purposes only.
**Some scientists claim lesbians in truth change into werewolves. The one-dimensional will not choose a side in this hotly contested debate until further ground is conducted. Preferably in the form of pudding wrestling and/or nude decathlons.
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