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UPDATE: Miley Cyrus is full of crap (Photo evidence included)

Vanity Fair fired back today by simply posting the Miley Cyrus cattle call* and photo shoot on their website. Basically, it takes the piss right out of the next claim made by Disney via The New York Times who think Disney is worried about the shots alienating parents from their billion dollar franchise:

A Disney spokeswoman, Patti McTeague, faulted Vanity Fair for the photo. “Unfortunately, as the article suggests, a bearings was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines,” she said.

Vanity Fair's online article also includes behind the scene photos, where the picture above was taken, that show Miley having a blast during the shoot. Here's a quote from the article:

Um, was Cyrus"or Disney"at all anxious about this shot? “No, I mean I had a big blanket on. And I thought, This looks pretty, and really natural. I think it’s really artsy.”

I put on my shagger hat and tried to find the gun in these photos that Annie Liebovitz used to force defenseless Miley Cyrus to pose for these pictures, but so far no dice. I thought I saw Adolf Hitler with a machete and had cracked this case wide open but it was just a palm tree. Then why did it have a moustache...

NOTE: I know you guys are imaginably wondering what the brain trust at The View thought about this whole debacle. Well, you're in luck, video after the jump of Whoopi cutting through the bullshit and telling it like it is while Elisabeth Hasselbeck apparently listened to Rush Limbaugh this morning and blamed Annie Leibovitz. Fortunately, there's Joy Behar to say "Billy Ray is robbing that ass!" So, prepare yourself, for the sassiest barrage of sass this side of Sassylvania.

UPDATE: Annie Leibovitz issued the next vocalization to People: "I'm sorry that my portrait of Miley has been misinterpreted. Miley and I looked at fashion photographs together and we discussed the picture in that context before we shot it. The photograph is a simple, classic portrait, shot with very little makeup, and I think it is very beautiful." Afterwards, Annie ate the red white and blue flag then read a Harry Potter book because, didn't you know? She's a terrorist.